3 brothers & a Shed

The Shed, W8

The Shed, W8

Do you ever play the desert island game?  I do, regularly.  It goes like this:  would I take this book/film/food/person with me to a desert island?  I find it’s the ultimate test.

While I was driving to The Shed in Notting Hill last night, I played the game.  Except that I was cheating a bit as I already knew the answer.  My guest, last night, is a dead cert desert island candidate for me.  (She will be mortified to read this but I won’t humiliate her further by mentioning her name.)  We met more than 15 years ago when we worked together for a gadget shop.  She was the buyer (what a job!) and I was the PR.  Anyhow, I could chat, giggle and discuss the world in minute detail with her till the cows come home.

Talking of cows (and other farm animals), The Shed, last night, was to be reviewed.  All the big names writing for real media have jotted down their thoughts in the last couple of weeks* and, well, the buzz is as noisy as a farmyard in West Sussex.  And that’s exactly where Gregory one of the (three) Gladwin brothers is based as he is responsible for hand-rearing the livestock.

Oliver the brother who chefs

Oliver the brother who chefs

a little rabbit loin to share at The Shed

a little rabbit loin to share at The Shed

Oliver is the youngest brother (he’s only 26) and he is the chef.  Ex-Just St James and trained by Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall at River Cottage HQ, you can imagine he is lacking neither confidence nor ability.  And last, but certainly not least, is Richard the restaurateur.  He’s charming.  Not in a cringy, overly–friendly sort of way but more in a ‘take home to Mum’ new boyfriend sort of way.  Quickly reminding myself that I’m married as well as 12 years his elder, Jessica, our waitress (also social media and marketing bod) introduced herself to us.  She is Richard’s girlfriend.  Another reason for us, hungry ladies, to get on and order.

Richard the brother the restauranteur

Richard the brother & restaurateur

We chose a ‘mouthful’ each (£1.50 canapé-sized) to accompany our drinks – a virgin mary for me and a glass of Nutty Brut (£9) for her – and then, as recommended by Jesssica,  we ordered 5 sharing plates… to share.  Well, actually, we ordered 6 or 7 in the end because we just couldn’t decide which ones to strike off our list.  But 5 would have been more than ample.

Unlike AA Gill, we thought the lamb chips were outstanding!

Unlike AA Gill, we thought the lamb chips were outstanding! and this is the chorizo, labneh cheese with crisp bread.

And then we shared the pear, almond cake with custard (£6).

pear, almond cake

pear, almond cake

Every. Single. Dish. Was. Divine.  I have no idea how to write this review any other way.  We agreed that the food is basically a British Ottolenghi and the style of The Shed is very Mumford & Sons.  You’d imagine Marcus, Ben and Ted would feel very at home there .  Anyway these Gladwin brothers are talented, hard-working posh boys and they certainly know how to feed a Shed-ful.  It was packed on a Tuesday night so, if you can’t get in for dinner, book for lunch, weekend brunch or, if you’re the right side of 30, simply find out if Oliver has a girlfriend?

*Giles Coren was there reviewing last night.  And he came over and said hi.  But I thought I’d not make a big issue of it in this review.  No biggie. 

The Shed 122 Palace Gardens Terrace W8  020 7229 4024

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Hix’s Bake-off

Fortnums & Mason on Piccadilly W1

Fortnum & Mason on Piccadilly W1

I know what you are thinking – and rightly so.  Another tough day in the Life of Yablon?  And you’re absolutely right.  Heading off to Fortnum & Mason this morning, the excitement was ALL MINE in anticipation of meeting (and observing) Mark Hix as he baked in store.

Mark gets baking

Mark gets baking

I’m a fairly large Hix fan so when I heard that he was to be the first of the nation’s chefs baking-off in deliciously elegant Fortnum & Mason, I made a beeline for Piccadilly with little black book and iPhone in hand.

LL and I shared a light salad in The Palour on the 2nd floor, just so that we could keep an eye on Mark as he set up around the corner.  And then, we took the front row and giggled flirtatiously at his every gag.

roast squash and enoki mushroom salad

roast squash and enoki mushroom salad at The Palour, Fortnum & Mason

Here is my interview with Mark:

What makes a great baker? Patience is always a good starter – you can’t rush baking and it can’t be guess work.

With 15 minutes, what could you bake? Some simple butter biscuits

Who would you share your perfect sandwich with?  I don’t share sandwiches

beetroot tarts

beetroot tarts pre oven

A Lurpak or Flora man? Neither

Who first inspired you to bake? My nan

And what did you make?  I don’t remember but my nan used to make a mean hot water pastry and so I’ve always liked experimenting with different pastries.

Where is the best breakfast served in London? The Wolseley is always the most fun place to eat breakfast

Fav desert in the world?  Impossible to answer but i do like the way the French always have an il flotant on the menu

What should I buy from Fortnums before leaving?  Why tea, of course!

Hix's salmon with dill

Hix’s baked salmon with honey, mustard & dill

a fairy tale staircase

a fairy tale staircase

So, I bought a tin of loose green tea with elderflower on my way out & vowed to try Mark’s baked salmon with dill, mustard and honey this week.

The pop-up Bakery at Fortnum & Mason will run for 10 weeks (until 7th April) and will feature dishes devised by the nation’s best-loved bakers, from Mark Hix to Edd Kimber and Paul Hollywood. Each will also host masterclasses and events for customers.

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Jiro Dreams of Sushi: date night

I feel I should share with you all when a date night goes well.  Not in a smug way, I assure you.  It’s just that date nights can SO easily go wrong.  The wrong comment, snigger or even sideways glance can turn more than a pisco sour as we head out ‘to have some fun’.  In fact, that’s probably exactly the issue: the pressure to have fun…together.  One of my favourite girlfriends is dating at the moment and all she and he seem to have is fun.  So, Friday night came around and I decided it was our turn.

ICA on The Mall

ICA on The Mall

Vivienne Westwood

Vivienne Westwood bares all

To give praise where it’s due, it was He who first read about the Jiro documentary.  As sushi passionistas, the story of an 85 year old sushi master massively appealed.   Showing at the Institute of Contemporary Arts (ICA) on The Mall, we decided to meet at the café bar there and take a peak at the Juergen Teller: Woo! exhibition showing more of Vivienne Westwood than you’d imagine.

Jiro Dreams of Sushi details the life of Jiro Ono, owner of a 10-seater, 3 Michelin star restaurant bar located in a Tokyo subway station.  A lethal mix of determination and pride makes Jiro and the way he runs his business fascinating.  His tale doesn’t only inspire though, as we felt ourselves almost wince at his dedication and iron will.  And, needlesstosay, David Gelb’s film leaves you seriously craving raw fish.

Jiro and his elder son prepare the sushi

Jiro and his elder son prepare the sushi

London's stunning Mall at night

London’s stunning Mall at night

So intimate and arty is the ICA, that you feel positive that you’ll never set foot in a Vue nor Odeon cinema again.

Anyhow, discussing how lazy we felt in comparison with Jiro’s quest for perfection, we strode back up The Mall towards St James’ to dine at Sake No Hana.

The now-Hakkasan owned restaurant opened almost five years ago and has been reviewed in the past as inconsistent as well as pricey.

Sake No Hana's sushi

Sake No Hana’s sushi

Never one to judge a restaurant by its reviews, I was keen to find out for myself.  The geometrically arranged maple wood interior is pretty impressive (imagine a massive Jenga construction above your head), was designed by the Japanese architect, Kengo Kuma. I spent precious menu reading time gazing vacantly at this.  He likes to order anyway and, knowing what I love, the food came thick and fast.  And t’was very good too.

Sake No Hana's sushi more satisfied

Sake No Hana’s sushi more than satisfied

With only one disappointing dish (an overly chargrilled ginger chicken – which they very kindly removed from our table as well as the bill), we left having more than satisfied our craving.  The sushi impressive, the service excellent and our only criticism was the arrogance of the international crowd.

So we both (unusually!) agreed that it had been a pretty good date night: a thought provoking film in an alternative venue, great food and some inspiring dreams of perfect sushi.

Visit the Institute of Contemporary Arts to see Jiro Dreams of Sushi (as well as Juergen Teller’s Woo!)  and eat at Sake No Hana, 23 St James’ St. SW1.

 

 

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learning a cocktail lesson

our professor of cocktails, James

our professor of cocktails, James

We should all be semi-professional chefs.  Bombarded by recipes, cooking demonstrations and entire food TV channels, there really is no excuse for a ready meal.  But cocktail instruction is less easy to come by.  Which is why a learned friend of mine decided we needed to learn.  She hired James Jammin (I like to believe this is his real name) to set up a bar in her front room and teach us how to mix, shake and pour.

a useless cocktail student

a useless cocktail student

Clearly I was a distracted student that night.  Because I drank.  So when it came to the mixing and the shaking, I was utterly useless.

another useless student!

another useless student!

And once we were all utterly useless (who wouldn’t be after 5 cocktails on an empty stomach?), we sat down to an exquisite Pakistani meal.

an exquisite Pakistani feast of

an exquisite Pakistani feast of saag paneer, chicken karhai qeema matar and more….

And then followed some hysterical living room dancing (the best type) and some non-advisable cocktail experiments…

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Claudia Rose bespoke biscuits

Finally, cocktail biscuits were passed around.  These had been baked and iced by my childhood friend Claudia Rose for the occasion.  Call her on 07956 869291 to order any shape any size @ £2 per biscuit.

 

 

the hostess takes her lesson seriously

the hostess takes her lesson seriously

 

 

 

 

 

 

James at Jammin: bookings@jaminns.co.uk or call: 0117 953 1151

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