Whyte & Brown: egg before chicken before double-dance

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Square One vodka with elderflower tonic @whyteandbrown

Square One vodka with elderflower tonic @whyteandbrown

And, if I tell you it’s themed, you have to promise NOT to roll your eyes.  I hate a themed restaurant too but decided, for reasons I will explain, to overlook it on this occasion.  It was the praise indeed from Imogen Edwards-Jones (author and writer) that was enough to make my foodie antennae twitch and so, with a hop, skip and tweet, four of us were booked in for dinner at Whyte & Brown (Kingly Court W1) last Friday evening. Oh and the only food on the menu is chicken and egg.

summer time in Kingly Court, W1

summer time in Kingly Court, W1

I think you have to be really honest and ask yourself just how often you opt for the chicken dish on any menu?  And then you need to shut your eyes and try to imagine the most imaginative ways in which chicken can be cooked.  But, even then, you’d be pretty clucking off the mark.  You see, this bird eatery takes chicken and its eggs into a whole new poultry league.

clucking good scotch egg at Whyte and Brown

clucking good scotch egg at Whyte and Brown £6.25

Interestingly, the team at Whyte & Brown is not in the least bit chicken.  Eager not to ruffle our feathers, we were left to graze on our quite-astoundingly delicious poultry without too much input.  (Nothing more irritating than an overly attentive restaurant manager or even one who asks:  would you like my name for your blog post?  Errrr no thanks….)

quite the spiciest Harissa Hot Wings £5.85

quite the spiciest Harissa Hot Wings EVER £5.85

However, we were asked by Danny (our hostess) what our plans were for later on in the evening.  Bearing in mind the two Hims were a little office-weary, I had thought that dinner would be the sum total of our evening’s entertainment.  But suddenly, the night became our oyster – or perhaps our large chicken coop?    Whyte & Brown’s hostess clicked her fingers and our names were added to guest lists at dance floors in the vicinity…

Mark Brown

Mark Farrer-Brown in his apron

During dinner one of the founders, Mark Farrer-Brown, popped over to chat to us.  He’s ex-Luke Johnson and I got the distinct impression he was one of those hands-on investors (the best type) – it might have been his apron which gave it away.  Anyway, down-to-earth, utterly convinced by the concept and a leg or wing man (I had to ask), Mark pointed out the still spankingly new restaurant had filled most of the tables in the pretty courtyard as well as a fair few inside.  Early days look positive.  Well, less so if you are a chicken I suppose.

Eton Mess with added space dust...

Eton Mess with added space dust…

After a space dusted Beyond-Eton-Mess (worth a visit simply for this), we took flight to dance.  First, Disco – the new-ish 70s club from the genius kids at Inception (think Maggie’s, Barts etc). Complete with Pan-Am inspired check-in, rollerskates and a dj playing pure vinyl, this is one glitter ball to dance under.

Disco, Kingly Court, W1

Disco, Kingly Court, W1

Disco boarding pass

Disco boarding pass

pass the salt @discosoho

pass the salt @discosoho

only vinyl in the DJ booth

only vinyl in the DJ booth

Final stop was Bitter Sweet, from the people at Dirty Martini. A quick shift to R&B and house music. this small but rather plush lounge bar felt fun but a little empty.  Let’s face it, August isn’t exactly London’s party month and there’s nothing worse than a roomy dance floor.   Perhaps we exited too early?  Greeted by some dramatic heaven opening, we headed home in London’s summer rain.

the DJ at Bitter Sweet

the DJ at Bitter Sweet

summer downpour in Kingly Court...

summer downpour in Kingly Court…

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the eReader (Kobo Aura) vs a real book

The words are there

Loud and clear

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Bigger or smaller

The story unfolds

Charging through plot, characters, drama.

Downloaded as an addiction

Powered by technology

Flick on the light

Read til dawn

So light is my library

My novel at the ready

But is it as real

As the paper and print

Of traditional literature?

I miss the page, the volume, the cover

The romance and delight.

Nothing compares; I long to hold

My hands wrapped around a book of old.

I reviewed the Kobo Aura (£176.50),  probably the most sophisticated eReader out there.

 

Maggie & Me by Damian Barr - in both eReader and real book format

I am currently reading Maggie & Me by Damian Barr – in both eReader and real book format for review purposes…

 

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Beano comic-strip workshop

Beano madness in my house

Beano madness in my house

Not every kid has a love of comics.  The thought bubble, dramatic THUMP and over-emotional facial expressions just don’t rock everyone’s boat. My Smalls, on the other hand,  fight over who will read Beano first each week.

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And then each issue is re-read and re-read… until the cover falls off and – even then – bits of Dennis (the Menace) and Ivy (the Terrible) end up in the downstairs loo as ’emergency reading material’.

Dennis the Menace at Cartoon Museum

Dennis the Menace at the Cartoon Museum

So when I heard that the Cartoon Museum (I didn’t even know there was one) offers Beano drawing workshops for 8-11 year olds, I decided to smuggle my 7 year old in – accompanied by the 8 year old and an extra Small for good measure.

Steve Marchant, the cartoonist who runs the workshop, taught the kids to break down the characters into easy-to-draw body parts.  Using simplified outlines of the Beano characters, he encouraged them to notice how these figures could easily be transformed into real Beano characters.

20 silent smalls & some serious cartoon sketching

seriously silent cartoon sketching

20 silent smalls and some impressive cartoon sketching began.

The second hour of the workshop allowed them to create their own cartoon strip.  Stephen bounced around the room giving a helping hand where necessary and … the silence continued.

Stephen working his magic

Stephen working his magic

Bearing in mind the summer slackness we are enjoying, I was pretty flabbergasted to witness some serious concentration, effort and determination to be a Beano artist.

The next Beano workshop is on Wednesday 14th August.  £10.

 

Mini's Minnie the Minx cartoon

Mini’s Minnie the Minx cartoon

 

 

and a thank you to my extra-small who created this!

and a thank you to my extra-small who created this!

 

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Plum + Spilt Milk: one great name

I sometimes wonder if I had a restaurant what on earth I would call it.  But seeing as I’m one of the least likely humans to ever own an eating establishment, I suppose the name of what it might be is somewhat irrelevant.  And certainly not worth losing any sleep over.  When they say ‘what’s in a name?’ I answer A LOT.  If the name (of your restaurant/gadget/handbag/car/dog – I think you get the idea) isn’t memorable, then all is lost before it has even begun.

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The restaurant name Plum + Spilt Milk had me hook, line and sinker.  Where is it?  What is it?  Why the name?  And even after a little rummaging around our friend Google I still couldn’t understand the meaning of this curious name.

The actor Lord Olivier tucks into eggs and Lady Olivier drinks coffee during a meal onboard a train in 1970

The actor Lord Olivier tucks into eggs and Lady Olivier drinks coffee during a meal onboard a train in 1970

So I called Lord Y.  ‘When I was a boy’ he started ‘ the trains had dining cars where one would eat a 3-course silver service meal’.  And so it transpires that the colours of these trains – which first pulled out of King’s Cross in 1869 –  were dark plum and a creamy milky colour.    So there you have it: one genius name for Mark Sargeant’s new venture at the Great Northern Hotel in the heart of King’s Cross.

colour scheme of those trains way back then..

colour scheme of those trains way back then..

The hotel, finally reopening after 12 long years, has been renovated at huge expense.   £40 million to be precise.  Downstairs is the lavish GNH Bar where you can enjoy ‘small bites’ with your cocktails.

GNH Bar at the Great Northern Hotel

GNH Bar at the Great Northern Hotel

Northern Sour at Plum + Spilt Milk

Northern Sour at Plum + Spilt Milk

Up (the original staircase) is Plum + Spilt Milk.  (I can’t stop saying it – it’s such a delicious name!).  The girls and I had Northern Sours at the bar adjacent to the dining room before floating to our curvy cream leather banquette with (the only) view of King’s Cross without cranes…

the girls

the girls and some less glamorous scaffolding

The dining room, seating 90 odd, is glamorous, plush and dimly lit by low-hanging pendant lights.  Our food was as polished as our super shiny table; tasty without maxing out our taste buds and British without being dull.

an unusual crane-less view of King's Cross

an unusual crane-less view of King’s Cross

plush and shiny - the dining room at Plum + Spilt Milk

plush and shiny – the dining room at Plum + Spilt Milk

Top of our list of tastes-to-take-home were the radishes with anchovy sauce, Yorkshire pudding with roast garlic (£3 each) and then – finally – our dessert of lemon posset with fresh raspberries £6.75.

the tastes of Plum + Spilt Milk

the tastes of Plum + Spilt Milk

Just to recap here – to all of you who suggested that this restaurant’s name might be something to do with crying over spilt milk, you honestly have NO CLUE…

Plum + Spilt Milk  Great Northern Hotel, King’s Cross.

the glow of King's Cross

the glow of King’s Cross

 

 

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